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I was thinking today while i was at work of creating a reality TV show. Not one wher eyou havea bunch of hot people living in a house..or on an island or none of that bullshit... A show about working at Tubby's. You know...so that people could actualyl understand what I mean when I say that the majority of the population is 'fucking rediculously retarded'....and 'their parents should not have been allowed to breed'. Honestly..lets talk about what kind of shit happened at work this weekend.
We will start with saturday morning. It was raining and a lot of counties had flash flood warnings. Well one one of those counties was macomb. No big right??? Well the parking lot at our work floods like up to the sidewalk which is maybe 3 inches. The very first customer of the day comes in at exactly 10 o'clock. NOw keep in mind that I had gotten about 3 hours of sleep the night before. What does she say to me when I say hi?
" you need to go do something about the flooding in the parking lot." What the fuck?
so I say "well I don't know if it will work but I suppose I could go out there with a mop or some paper towels and try to soak it up." she decided that she didn't want to eat at our store anymore.
But what the fuck? honestly. WHo the fuyck tells someone working at tubby's to take care of the flooding in the parking lot??? What the FUCK??? I should have drowned that bitch in the fucking water.
Then there are just the rediculous people who think that I am su[pposed to be psychic and know what the want. they need to get a few knives through their asophogus(??)
And today topped it off with the two most idiotic customers ever.
#1:
Person: What comes on a BLT
Me: Seriously?
Person: Excuse me?
Me: um...Bacon Lettuce Tomato and mayo
What the fuck??????
And #2 definitley deserves the award for being a dumb fucking slut

Girl: What size subs do you have? What is small, regular and large.
Me; 6, 8, and 12 inch
Girl: so which one is the large?
ME: um....thats a joke right?
Girl: *stares at me blankly*
Me:*supressing laughter* 12

THe best part is that these are people from like Washington township and shelby...you know rich bitch people at that...and they are fucking retarded.

So a show about stupid people? maybe just a show about my life...cuz even when I'm not at work I seem to run into morons.Everywhere.

Anyways....thats about it for now. Later bitches.